How to be a lady..

I came across this Article and feel in
love with it,so i decided to put it up for
my readers. Its for the ladies. So,
Ladies!!!!,
Being a lady is no easy job. Especially
when everyone around
you seems to be
one and effortlessly too. So i did a little
research and found some tips. Most of
which i already have; *round of
applause for me here* , and a few well,
let's just say, i wish i had known earlier.
i hope you’d find this tips as helpful as i
have.
1- Always mind your business and never
gossip.
This doesn't mean you should be a
snob, but the last thing you need is to
be known as the lady who never minds
her business. A lady who has a
reputation as a gossip is ostracized by
society. a lady needs society at her beck
and call. Hence, gossip, asking
unnecessary details, etcetera is really
not the way to go. Minding your
business not only keeps you out of
trouble, but also earns you respect.
2- Do not sleep around.
Yes it is always fun and games till you
realize your 'lady armor' has been
pierced by almost all the gentlemen in
your social circle. When trying to be a
lady, you really should avoid sleeping
around. no one wants a common article,
least of all a common lady.
3- Please don't apply makeup in public.
Nothing screams tacky like applying
makeup in public. its always better to
excuse yourself and apply make up in a
restroom or private room. this is also
applicable to applying makeup at table
after eating.
4- When eating in public, never chew
with your mouth open
You will simply look like a ruminant
animal, for example a rabbit or goat.
also, do not stretch your hand across
the table for things; simply ask
someone to pass them. When you
stretch your arms bad things happen,
like knocking over a drink or plate of
food.
5- ehm... if you do not know how to
use cutlery properly, using only a fork to
eat your main meal is allowed. You
really don't have to make a fool of
yourself and send food flying off your
plate. Most not ladylike.
6- Study. have some basic idea about
places, events, sports, even food. a lady
should be able to carry out a
conversation with some knowledge.
7- Picking of the nose, ears or good old
scratching the hair, is just not ladylike
and does not spell high society.
8- A lady is never rude or bad
tempered. As annoying as people can
be, a lady should ignore snide remarks
as much as possible, and if she has to
reply should be calm and firm in her
reply.
9- Please don't swing your arms when
walking. Always try to make sure they
are at your sides, head held high but
not too high like an ostrich, back a bit
arched. And don't forget, ladies never
slouch.
10- Finally, never be under dressed.
Don’t be ashamed to ask around and
find out what is suitable for an occasion.
Pack extra shoes or clothes if you are
still not sure of what to wear. Always
wear nice shoes and clean, tidy and
appropriate clothes. Hair and nails must
always be perfect.
Armed with these tips, go out and have
fun like a lady.